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China's state run television network, CCTV recently introduced a documentary titled Chinese Police. Thirty seconds into the 4th episode, founder and CEO of Facebook Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan appear as bystanders. 

Zuckerberg visited Shanghai on March 27th with his girlfriend. 


(Zuckerberg appears at 0:29)



Here are some reactions from Chinese internet users:

"The police force is inadequate, allowing the head of an illegal foreign website and his lover openly provoke the police behind their backs."
"The highest net worth background actor ever."
"This is the prelude to Facebook entering China."
"This is clearly American imperialists deliberately interfering in our internal affairs."

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Thank you very much for helping us clean our floors.  It was really awesome of you to stuff toilet paper in both the sink AND floor drains to make sure that the hot water coming from our blasted taps would reach the dining room and help get them clean.  I mean, it's not like I literally JUST mopped those floors before you went past.  No need to apologise while you and your friend hastily left, it's totally cool for you to waste over 50L* of perfectly drinkable water from our already-low reservoirs and over an hour of my, my manager's, and my coworker's time for us to clean up YOUR mess.  Thanks to you, we had to shut the upstairs dining room for two hours to let what was left of the water dry out.  Whoever was my replacement is now going to have to go upstairs and mop those floors again.  Did I mention I'd literally JUST mopped those floors before I saw the flooding?

In case my sarcasm didn't get through, here's what I really meant to say: fuck you, asswipe.  I hope my RM works out who you are so he can perma-ban someone from the store for the first time ever, and I sincerely hope fire ants infect your underwear drawer forever.

No love.

* I had to manually bail out the water.  Each mop bucket contains around 20L.  It took me most of three buckets' worth to get 90% of the water out.


Once again one direction demonstrated their kindness of heart by putting an end to the nasty rumours about a feud with the one-hit wonder band, the wanted. During an interview with Much Music, the british boyband expressed their enthusiasm about a possible collaboration with charity case the wanted, while also stating that it's never going to happen. 

Will they publicly announce their love for each other? WILL THEY EVER HANG OUT?
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Donna Mitchell, Lauren Helm, Susan Forristal, Carolyn Murphy and Guinevere Van Seenus: these are the fantastic women, models from the past and the present, who are the protagonists of Steven Meisel's fashion story for the next issue of Vogue Italia that will have an exceptional cover girl, the actressIsabella Rossellini.


horray for good health )

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Last June, they did an issue with three plus size models on the cover. This cover looks cheap. Is Vogue Italia doing a good thing, ONTD? Making progress? Hasn't done shit to me, oop...

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Viewers of TLC's Sister Wives have just been robbed of a very juicy plotline: it was announced Thursday that Kody Brown and his four wives (listed in order of greatness: Meri, Christine, Janelle, and Robyn) won't be prosecuted for bigamy. More »
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1st-Jun-2012 07:54 am - Comic: Turnaround


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New Comic: Turnaround
Kevin Smith vs. Bruce Willis

Most of the stories we’ve collected here were passed on from on-set witnesses and other third parties; you don’t often hear a filmmaker taking to the stage or the page to blast a big Hollywood star. But when it comes to notorious bridge-burner Kevin Smith, all bets are off (particularly, we can probably presume, since he says he’s retiring from filmmaking anyway). Smith and Willis first met as actors in Live Free or Die Hard, where Smith played the small but important role of a computer hacker; he spoke of that experience in his Sold Out: A Threevening with Kevin Smith video, where he professes his love for fellow New Jersey native Willis, and talks about how awestruck he was to work with the man he’d grown up watching on television and in film. That story concludes with Willis proposing that they work together in the future, and lo and behold, Smith signed on to direct the Willis/Tracy Morgan buddy cop comedy Cop Out (originally titled A Couple of Dicks) in 2009. They were murmurings of friction after the shoot finished, but Smith didn’t start to talk openly about his less-than-ideal experience of directing the once and future John McClane until last year, on Marc Maron’s WTF podcast and in his Too Fat for 40 Q&A/stand-up video.

He spends a full chapter in his new memoir Tough Shit laying out his grievances: basically, that Willis was a deeply unhappy lazy-ass who “fostered an unpleasant and unproductive working environment whenever he was on set,” and who couldn’t be bothered to commit to scenes or follow direction. “Where was the happy-go-lucky charmer who made Maddie Hayes fall so madly in love?” Smith writes. “There were no staff limbo parties like there’d been at the Blue Moon Detective Agency whenever Bruce was around. The singing pitchman who made me believe that Seagram’s Wine Coolers were a manly enough spirit to chug at a high school kegger? He turned out to be the unhappiest, most bitter, and meanest emo-bitch I’ve ever met at any job I’ve held down. And mind you, I’ve worked at Domino’s Pizza.’ Willis hasn’t responded to any of Smith’s jibes, presumably because, well, he’s Bruce Willis.

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The five-year build-up to Marvel's The Avengers box office-spectacle has favorably concluded "phase one" of the Marvel cinematic universe; with "phase two" well underway. And now a chance to own all six movies as a collector's set is coming on blu-ray, according to Amazon. The online retailer has listed what's being calledMarvel Cinematic Universe: Phase One - Avengers Assembled . Check out details and slipcase cover below!
(10-Disc Limited Edition Six-Movie Collector's Set) [Blu-ray]
• Marvel’s The Avengers (Blu-ray 3D and Blu-ray)
• Captain America: The First Avenger (Blu-ray 3D and Blu-ray)
• Thor (Blu-ray 3D and Blu-ray)
• Iron Man 2 (Blu-ray)
• The Incredible Hulk (Blu-ray)
• Iron Man (Blu-ray)
• Bonus Disc - “The Phase One Archives” (Blu-ray)
• Collectible packaging with exclusive memorabilia from the Marvel Cinematic Universe
Shut up and take my money )
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